There she was, beautiful Tina, standind at the doorstep with a small black paper bag. I drifted from the couch where I was lying and ushered her in. She handed me my 20bob shopping and I signaled her to have a seat. “Ata sikai sana, wapi movie powa nlisema untaftie niende niwatch”,she uttered as we sat on the same couch. Honestly I had forgotten that movie request courtesy of the many questions in my head. “Tina acha nkusakie movie kali, nlikua nmesahau, just wait kitu 10minutes please”, I explained as I shuffled through a bulk of my CDs. She refused to wait and said her mum was going to attend a funeral of the late brother to one of her friends in the nearby area and she had to see her off. Besides she was to go have a shower before the water her younger sister had warmed for her cooled. After engaging my negotiation skills very well, we agreed that she goes to see to those two tasks and then come back for two movie CDs before 9pm. All this time she was busy ‘perusing’ my small house with her eyes moving around. From the TV stand to the curtains to the ceiling to the fairly dirty carpet. Probably she was comparing what she was seeing to what she sees in her boyfriend’s house. I thought to myself. She stood and left. For the first time a girl had entered my bachelor pad since I moved in. “Usisahau kurudia movie please, nakutaftia movie kali mbili tena latest” I sweet talked her as she left. I saw her smile and sigh and said to myself silently.”ndaaaani ndaaani ndani ya box yangu” as I closed the door.
I sat on my couch and began ‘kupiga hesabu’. I decided that if she comes back, I should pester her to sleep over at my place. Afterall she had said her mother was going to a funeral that night and this might be the one and only chance. I psyched and convinced myself that it gonna be an easy task.
At 9pm as I tuned my TV to KTN news to admire my permanent crush Betty Kyalo anchor news, the door flung open and in walked my temporary crush. This time Tina was not just the usual avarage girl I see at her mother’s kiosk. Tina was looking elegant, angelic and superly hot. She had showered and done some slight make up that made her skin look radiant. She wore a nice red mini dress that besides exposing her fleshy brown thighs at the bottom it also exposed her cleavage and creased beautif neck at the top. I found myselfing gazing,staring and glaring at her. The ‘ufisi’ in me that I had abandoned a year back seemed to rekindle.
“Mbona umenizubalia Tonny, nipee movie niende niwatch,leo sina usingizi” This time she didnot even sit. Just rotating her sexy eyes in their sockets and that blushing smile. Before I could utter anything, I felt my blood becoming hot and running in my veins. The short I was wearing became tight and something protruded at the front from inside. Honestly believe me, I dont know what it was. I was ashamed to stand up and expose my shame to this new hunt.” Kuja ukae hapa dakika mbili pekee, I swear ntakuescort hadi home”. Her sweet body scent drove me crazier as she sat next to me. My blood became hotter. My mind became dirtier and my hands were itching to touch. Iam an old hand at this game. There and then I decided to apply the treachery I had learned in the school of life.
“Acha kwanza nkutestie hii movie kama iko powa ama ina scratches”. I said looking her into the eyes. I walked towards the TV stand while bending foward- to conceal the mysterious stick protruding on my short. Exposing it would be shameful or it might induce fear in this new hunt. I knew well the movie had no scratches but mine was a stategy to buy time. The movie itself was thrilling and romantic. I chose it for a purpose of course. Its called “beating mathematics well”,kupiga hesabu vizuri. The scenes in the movie became more thrilling as we scanned through various episodes. She bacame glued to it. My mathematics was working miracles.
“Tina acha tuwatch tu hii movie yote pamoja then udoze huku, si ata your mum ameenda funeral. Ntaku escort asubuhi mapema kabla arudi. Cheki vile hii movie ni tamu mkiwatch boy na dem. Cheki vile Chris anakiss huyo dem. Aki hii movie tuwoch pamoja ndio ikue tamu”. All these I was saying while my hand moved around her shoulders. She tried to resist sweetly but whoever said ladies fall in love with what they hear got it right! She no doubt had come to my house to be requested for sleep over but as always, ladies must play hard to get,just a little. “Tina beb, you are hawt and very beautiful. You know well Iam single and its because all this time I envisioned to date a girl of your quality. Take this chance and be the only queen in my kingdom. I have fallen in love with you”. The movie continued as I kept maximising on my tongue by making it as sweet as possible.
Something crossed my mind at almost midnight and I seemed to be back to my senses. I had swore never to join team mafisi again in my life. “No! no! no! Let me escort you back to your home” “No! We cant sleep together. I dont want to live that life anymore
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